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Girl Gamer Of The Month (March '10)

Written by Sonia Castles
Saturday, 06 March 2010 13:45
Junelle Faye March is officially the most inappropriate month of the year. This month’s girl gamer is Junelle Faye and she is most definitely NSFW. Junelle uses her female assets to catch a good online match, flirt a bit, and drop him as soon as she gets what she wants. She knows all the tricks. Although being a tease can be a hassle, too many friend requests, plenty of creepers, and tons of hate from pre-teen virgin guys telling her to get back in the kitchen. You may know Junelle for some of her artwork. Most of which are phallic objects, repeatedly drawn again and again. She also has many other artistic talents, like drawing realistic portraits, some sort of graphic designing, and other assortments of morbidly cute doodles. She is truly unique when it comes to her art. I guess the only way to really wrap this is up by telling everyone that Junelle is by far the most interesting female gamers I know. Her adorable smile and witty personality is surely something to look forward to. As for aggressive game play tactics, well, good luck with that. This is Sonia Castles signing off! Junelle’s Intresting Facts Zone: Favorite Games: Grand Theft Auto 4, Doom, Duke, Fallout 3 Favorite Console: Sega Genesis 32x Worst Games: “I can't stand guitar hero or rock band because I can play real instruments” - Junelle Faye Favorite Bands: Iron maiden, Megadeth, Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Eminem, Tupac, Willie Nelson, and Phish. ( I don’t know if she was serious or just effing around. ) Favorite Color: Crimson “ALABAMA ROLL TIDE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” - Junelle Faye For The Original NSFW interview, and photo please follow this link to the forums: http://www.servercrashers.com/forums/index.php?topic=684.msg12882#msg12882 Write comment (7 Comments)
Last Updated on Saturday, 06 March 2010 13:53

FAQ: Did you film the skit?

Written by Carson Mauthe

Wednesday, 03 March 2010 00:21

Yes, yes we did.

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David and Josh's Video Game Reviews - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories Pt. 2

Written by Carson Mauthe

Tuesday, 02 March 2010 11:09

David and Josh are back to conclude their terrifying review of the newest entry into the Silent Hill franchise, Shattered Memories, for the Wii. Watch as Josh gets thrown into a new and confusing situation, and as David sits there while trying to stay awake. Such a great set-up for a great review.

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Arcade Asylum: Episode 6

Written by Smartzke

Friday, 26 February 2010 12:57

Back from hiatus, it's a new Arcade Asylum! Is it worth it?!? Probably not. But watch it anyways!

Believe it or not, we actually have some cool stuff planned for the future, so until the future happens...BE PATIENT.

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Girl Gamer Of The Month (February '10)

Written by Smartzke
Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:39
Cooking Mama Hey everybody, this is Sonia Castles SAM MATZKE comin' at ya with a brand spankin' new edition of Girl Gamer Of The Month! Due to Sonia being terminally ill, I felt it was only right for me to step up to the plate this month and hijack this the only way I can: poorly, and with disappointing results. I was lucky enough to snag an INCREDIBLY REAL and VALID interview with NON-FICTIONAL video game character Mama, from the "Cooking Mama" series! I found her in my kitchen, who would've guessed. Sam: Hello Mama, how are you today? Mama: Guuulaiiit! Cooking Mama! Sam: Just out of curiosity, how broken is your English? Mama: So good! You gave it yewer bess effert! Sam: Soooooooooooo...what is your favorite video game? Mama: Cooking Mama! 2! Dinna wis fliends! Sam: Ahh, of course, one of your own games. Didn't think that, you know, you might pick something different. Mama: Donworry, Mama will fix zis! Sam: No, Mama, it's...it's fine, really. Mama: Try again! Sam: I said it's fine... Mama: TRY AGAIN! Sam: OH JESUS YOUR EYES ARE ON FIRE, HOLY... Mama: Cut it! Sam: Cut what? Look Mama, I'm sorry if I've pissed you off or... Mama: CUT IT! Sam: NO MAMAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY THROAT Mama: Perfek! Even betta than Mama! Sam: YOU CRAZY BITCH, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN. This is the WORST INTERVIEW. EVER. Mama: Ooaahoo, a new leckad! Sam: Yep, a new record alright. Crazy woman, get outta here. Well, I quit. No more Girl Gamer Of The Month for Smartzke. I gotta go to the hospital. Write comment (8 Comments)
Last Updated on Friday, 26 February 2010 15:19

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