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    « on: March 06, 2010, 11:50:03 AM »
        1. Introduce yourself? Hi, I'm jerky junelle.  I'm a gurl gamer and I can take on any guy any day of the week; gay (carson) or otherwise (smartzke). I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT- no really, I don't know anything. What I DOOO know is dicks. DICKS DICKS DICKS. No, dicks are terrible. No, that's not true either... anymore! 'cause I have a boyfriend now and he has one!!!!!!!! (though the lights are always off!!!!!!!!)  


        2. What are some of your favorite games? GTA 4 because I beat up jewish people in the street.  Doom because its ULTRA VIOLENCE.  Duke nukem because the strippers.  Fallout 3 because I can play as a guy and seduce other men. I also do this in World of Warcraft.

        3. What game can you not stand at all? I can't stand guitar hero or rock band because I can play real instruments,  plastic keys are for virgin losers (most of the people on the internet and here for that matter)

     

        4. What's your favorite console? Sega genesis 32x, no reasons.  Its just my favorite (hee hee)


        5. Favorite artist/band?   Iron maiden, megadeth, canibal corpse, cradle of filth, marilyn manson, rob zombie, eminem, tupac, willie nelson, and phish.

        6. Favorite color? crimson, the color of blood and my favorite team.  (ALABAMA ROLL TIDE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

        7. Advantages of being a female gamer? Can always find a person to play with and get all kinds of free shit! all I have to do is pretend to like the lame nerd until I get what I want, then hang him out to dry.

        8. Disadvantages of being a female gamer? lots of friend requests and admirers wanting to see my tits (for free!)  also people think im not very good and constantly tell me to get back to kitchen or if im pmsing hard this month...

        9. Likes and dislikes? I HATE other women, cant stand them.  I joined a roller derby team so I could have a legal way to beat the shit out of them in front of guys.  I like that new three musketeers bar that looks like a twix and putting the popov in the bignig.

        10. Any Random Facts? i like to draw big veiny dicks. I draw dicks on my super cute BFs iphone and on fogged up windows in cars and busses.  I drew one on my moms ceiling once!  They are gross tho LOL dont show me any of your guys's dicks plz Wink
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    « Reply #1 on: March 06, 2010, 11:53:25 AM »
    blood isnt always red



    case in point
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    « Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 12:02:07 PM »
    I just put up February's

    It needed time to cool
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    « Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 12:31:23 PM »
    After reading this interview I truly hope I never meet this person.
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    I sure did

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    « Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 01:35:21 PM »
    Uhhhhh....
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    « Reply #5 on: March 06, 2010, 02:48:54 PM »
    PS None of those facts are actually accurate, Xabu wrote them lmao
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    « Reply #6 on: March 06, 2010, 02:50:39 PM »
    ok ok ok

    Everything is spot on aside from favorite games, console, and music
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    « Reply #7 on: March 06, 2010, 03:57:50 PM »
    smut
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    « Reply #8 on: March 06, 2010, 04:25:28 PM »
    I...I...I think i'm in love...
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    « Reply #9 on: March 06, 2010, 08:11:41 PM »
    Quote from: David Betz on March 06, 2010, 04:25:28 PM
    I...I...I think i'm in love...

    Your definition of love is illegal everywhere but certain parts of Africa.

    I deny that this entire thread ever happened.
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    « Reply #10 on: March 06, 2010, 09:20:33 PM »
    im with danger man on this
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    « Reply #11 on: March 08, 2010, 02:02:22 AM »
    im attractive
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    « Reply #12 on: March 08, 2010, 10:50:34 AM »
    Quote from: Junabellefart on March 08, 2010, 02:02:22 AM
    im attractive

    I sure hope that you are not David multi-accounting.
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    « Reply #13 on: March 08, 2010, 12:07:24 PM »
    Quote from: Lonny on March 08, 2010, 10:50:34 AM
    Quote from: Junabellefart on March 08, 2010, 02:02:22 AM
    im attractive

    I sure hope that you are not David multi-accounting.

    ... maybe?
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    « Reply #14 on: March 08, 2010, 12:22:30 PM »
    Only time will tell, Danger man.
    Only time will tell...
    I mean, that sick fuck did make a fake facebook profile who he claimed to have penetrated.
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