Archive for the ‘News/Announcement’ Category

Welcome to the brand new redesign of ServerCrashers.com! Go ahead, and take a look around!

We have all new features including:

  • Facebook Connectivity
  • An Improved Comment System
  • Users Are Linked from the Forums to the Main Page
  • Easy website layout

If you want to be able to connect your forum account to the comment system, simply Logout from the forums, and then log back in.

UPDATE:

We have just posted a FAQ on our forums about how to get the most out of the site. Check it out HERE.

Hey guys!  Our sister site Final Smash has a podcast called Palutena’s Army, and Server Crashers is in the spotlight in the most recent episode!  Hosted by our friend Adrian, this podcast features input from Carson, The Doc, and myself.  Listen as we discuss the creation of Server Crashers, recent happenings, video games, and inside jokes galore.  Mostly stuff that’s only entertaining and relevant to us.  But hey, it exists, so give it a listen!

PAX East Media Thread on the Forums

Author: Carson Mauthe

Hello, humor-deprived followers of this site! Just letting everyone know that we’ve started up a PAX East Media thread on the forums that everyone should check out and participate in. Why? So you can see many hilarious, ground-breaking videos such as this one:

Amazing. Click Here to get to the thread.

Cooking Mama

 


 

 

Hey everybody, this is Sonia Castles SAM MATZKE comin’ at ya with a brand spankin’ new edition of Girl Gamer Of The Month!  Due to Sonia being terminally ill, I felt it was only right for me to step up to the plate this month and hijack this the only way I can: poorly, and with disappointing results.  I was lucky enough to snag an INCREDIBLY REAL and VALID interview with NON-FICTIONAL video game character Mama, from the “Cooking Mama” series!  I found her in my kitchen, who would’ve guessed.

 

Sam: Hello Mama, how are you today?

Mama: Guuulaiiit!  Cooking Mama!

Sam: Just out of curiosity, how broken is your English?

Mama: So good! You gave it yewer bess effert!

Sam: Soooooooooooo…what is your favorite video game?

Mama: Cooking Mama! 2! Dinna wis fliends!

Sam: Ahh, of course, one of your own games.  Didn’t think that, you know, you might pick something different.

Mama: Donworry, Mama will fix zis!

Sam: No, Mama, it’s…it’s fine, really.

Mama: Try again!

Sam: I said it’s fine…

Mama: TRY AGAIN!

Sam: OH JESUS YOUR EYES ARE ON  FIRE, HOLY…

Mama: Cut it!

Sam: Cut what?  Look Mama, I’m sorry if I’ve pissed you off or…

Mama: CUT IT!

Sam: NO MAMAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY THROAT

Mama: Perfek! Even betta than Mama!

Sam: YOU CRAZY BITCH, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.  This is the WORST INTERVIEW.  EVER.

Mama: Ooaahoo, a new leckad!

Sam: Yep, a new record alright.  Crazy woman, get outta here.

 

Well, I quit.  No more Girl Gamer Of The Month for Smartzke.  I gotta go to the hospital.

 

The ServerCrashers Twitter Page

Author: Carson Mauthe

Well, this is an odd occurrence. Just recently, Michael Ian Black Tweeted that he would be publicly insulting each person who donates at least $5 to the Regift The Fruitcake Fundraiser (which ultimately goes to Black’s chosen charity, Sunrise Community). Well, here at the ServerCrashers HQ, we all decided to pitch in (IE: me) and support this latest endeavor, and what do you know! We were the first to be attacked by Mr. Black’s assault on the giving public!

Cool!

I highly doubt that he has something more useful than David and Josh playing games up there.

By now you’re wondering what the point of this article is, and no, it’s not just about how much a giving and caring person I am. The point is that Black fucked up and replied to a Twitter page that didn’t exist! We had previously been using the account AgainstBelief to a lackluster following. But in lieu of this new development, I am happy to announce our very own Twitter page! So, go follow us for updates on the site, updates on our terrible lives, plenty of terrible jokes, and David’s thoughts!

The ServerCrashers Twitter Page